This month, Lydia Night from The Regrettes runs the gauntlet of our random, stupid queries.
What’s your favourite thing about being a musician?
Meeting the weirdest and coolest people all over the world.
What was the last thing you broke?
My favourite necklace that my friend made me for my birthday. It’s okay though because Drew is gonna fix it.
When’s your birthday?
What is your most treasured possession?
My stuffed lamb Lamby that I've had since I was a baby.
Who was your favourite musician or band when you were 14?
Probably The Frights.
Do you believe in aliens?
Have you ever fallen over onstage?
Yeah, one time this crazy drugged out chick ran on stage and pushed me over. That counts I think?
If you could have a superpower of your choosing, what would it be?
Teleportation for suuuure. I’d be so productive.
Have you ever written a fan letter?
Not that I can recall.
Who’s your favourite new band?
Wallows. They’ve been playing together for a super long time but have only been going by Wallows for a bit.
What is your earliest memory?
The first concert I went to, which was Fats Domino with my dad.
How punk are you out of ten?
I’m super into hygiene, and I just told you that my most prized possession is a stuffed lamb. However, I’m pretty loud and aggressive sometimes, and Lamby is punk so maybe a solid 6?
What’s the naughtiest thing you did at school?
I almost bit a kid's finger off in preschool but to be fair; he did stick it in my mouth, so he had it coming.
What was the first record you bought?
I can’t remember, but I’m just gonna assume it was Elvis.
Have you ever been thrown out of somewhere?
No, I’m an angel.
Do you have any hobbies?
I love to cook, take baths, and dance with myself or in my Zumba class.
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
Probably crawl through a tight ass crawl space on a middle school Catalina Island trip for some team building activity.
Have you ever been to a showbiz party?
I don’t know what that is.
If you weren’t a musician, what would you be doing?
I’d probably be a housewife with a foot and fitness blog, lol.
Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
Oh yes, many. Probably more imaginary pets though.
Tell us a secret about yourself?
I can sort of wiggle my ears. Barely.
Taken from the April issue of Dork, out now.
Featuring Twenty One Pilots, Circa Waves, Karen O & Danger Mouse, Wallows, Nilüfer Yanya and more.